voltist:

me watching any movie where a woman violently slaughters a man 

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isakthesnake:

gayantigone:

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

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beijinhos:

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like
me: i was looking at memes about it

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

0mpcost:

the-last-snow-elf:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, at the sperm bank: Yes, can I get a venti please?

Sperista: For a $1.20 more, would you like to make it Trenta?

Originally posted by what-even-is-thiss

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psyducked:

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

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